Robots Wont Type For Me

Looked for an app that would take my audio words and put them into text: standard stuff I thought: Wrong! The laptop doesn't have one and the only App in the store costs 9.99 and doesn't work according to all reviews. I am so bloody angry. Not really. I couldn't give a fuck. I am cocerned about my rsi. i guess ill have to type better. aint gonna check for typos tho or spelling. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaat.